A Parting of Ways

This is YANG'S post, not mine. He was bored and wanted to have a go at blogging. Here's what he came up with:

I guess all you lads have heard it.

Jose Mourinho has left. The Premiership is now officially boring.

I suppose it had to end sooner or later, what with the rich Russians and busybody Israelis, but it'll be hard to get used to post match comments that are NOT inflammatory.

All good things come to an end. It's like, a law of nature. Even that prick Newton couldn't predict THIS. I mean, think about it,
1. Pitt and Aniston - HISTORY
2. Clinton and Lewinsky - HISTORY
3. Borat and Fat Dude who does hand party over Pam - HISTORY

Good things are like Thai airplanes : flying high at the beginning, gets turbulent after a while , and goes up in flames in the end. Abit like Lost actually.


Even in movies like Gladiator, Braveheart, South Park the Movies, good things come to an end.

William Wallace( Mel Gibson) dies, Maximus(Russel Crowe) is killed by Poofter(Joaquin Phoenix) ( God how i hate this f**ker, how he got to play Johnny Cash, i'll never know), and Satan and Saddam are broken up over a conflict involving Canada.

Sad. I always did fancy Satan to live happily ever after.