Saturday, September 29, 2007

=)(=

Saturday, 29th September 2007

Set my alarm at 10 15 but it snoozed on till 10 40. I foresee many 'Why am i not surprised' responses when you guys read this. haha. But somehow i got ready by 11, stoned as hell but with a cautious sense of enthusiasm. Picked Chui Nee up and headed for the ancient tombs of Sunway. Shopped around and bought presents, ate SUSHI , walked and talked, tried sunglasses which were almost as big as our heads and had iced lemon tea. =))

Got home in the evening and had to send my wonderful lovely sister to Bangsar. Had a super awesome pedas mee goreng for dinner and MAN UTD just beat Birmingham 1-0! Yeahhhh. And the guilt of assignments has just set in. Ohh no!4 assignments due within the next couple of weeks. 8th,17&18th, 26 October with my finals within a couple of weeks of that. How la?haha.



Another awesome joke:

What do you call a man who doesn't use contraceptives?

Daddy

Friday, September 28, 2007

Friendships

Well, I'm starting this real irritating habit of blogging once every two days. I'm trying to cut it though, so hopefully i do. haha.

Anyways had a pretty decent friday, which ended with Daryl's bday party at his bro's house in Damansara Damai. First thing's first, i had a good time hanging out with my lepak kakis. Food was the name of the game, and bumming around was just a great way to end the week. Came back to Subang and grabbed a drink with Gordo till roughly 1 30.

For all my lepak kakis, i do owe everyone of you an apology. So for those of you dimwits =) who actually take the liberty to read my blog, here it goes. haha. To Shiresh, Aaron, Tatt, Joe, Rafique, Shan and Giresh, tonight has reminded me of how much i miss you guys. I'm real sorry and ill promise to try and hang out more once my work settles. To Daryl, thanks for everything and yea, will ring you up for pool. haha. And finally to SUTU, all the best man! had a great talk with you mate.

Here's a joke courtesy of Giresh:

What's the difference between a black man and a couch?

The Couch can support the family =)

I honestly do not know where he gets these from. haha






Wednesday, September 26, 2007

A Titleless Post

As problems pile up, sorrows drown you in tears and when there is no hope, no light at the end of the tunnel, take a step back from reality and figure out what really is important to yourself. We all have our problems, hopefully this is a lil reminder that you're not alone =).

Anyways life has been a living hell lately, work work, problems then more work then problems relating to work.Sigh.However, we all should still try and live life. Easier said then done of course, but what the heck, Step back remember?

Well with all this hoo haa surrounding that sexual abuse case, its obvious that this world is just not safe anymore. And thats just a drop in the ocean honestly. Terrorism, kidnappings, mass murders paints a broader picture, a picture which reminds us all that we should always be weary and cautious of our surroundings. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES guys, especially my lady friends!

Only one reason why these lyrics are here =)

"The way I lost my heart to you
that day
but if destiny decided I should look the other way
then the world would never know
the greatest story ever told"

Some snaps from Time's Square:

The bunch of us

Bomba :)

=)

Monday, September 24, 2007

Chel's all at Sea

What a wonderful night of footie. Who would have thought, Carlos Tevez scores his first goal for Man Utd against the blues, who i must say are really in the blues. Man Utd played to almost their full potential in my opinion, ransacking the Chelski players. To be honest, i really felt bad for them.

Ever since i started blogging, I've always wondered why there are such a high ratio of girls to guys. I mean, i have 4 guys on my links and the rest are females. It's really a wonder why girls blog more and more often than guys. Maybe girls were born with like an extra chromosome; the blogging chromosome. Or maybe girls are more comfortable sharing their daily activities, thoughts and so on with many others. Perhaps guys confide in girls so they don't really bother expressing how they feel. Any ideas guys?

Anyway here are some pictures from genting:


Goof face

SPACE SHOTTTTTT

Why is it that when you are nice and willing enough to help, many take advantage of you? Shouldn't it be if u do good, u get good in return? Maybe being nice isn't an option. Sigh

Saturday, September 22, 2007

hey guys!It's been 4 days since i last blogged.Darn, been real busy. Alot of great things has happened these past couple days, from a genting trip with my college friends, bumming around whilst fasting and a nice day out at Time's Square today.

Ill start with the Genting Trip on Wednesday. It was only one night, sadly. But it was great fun i must say, spending quality time with my college mates. We shared two rooms in the First World Hotel, which to me was alright. The guests there were not though, uncivilised China man who spat in the hotel lobby bins. Anyway, the highlight of my trip was undoubtedly conquering the SPACE SHOT. 186 feet of pure fear. I've got a video which ill post up when i get it, along with the pics.

Today, i woke up at 1.05 to a host of missed calls. Apparently, some of my mates were having a small birthday thing for Lisa. And as usual, i had the shortest time to make a decision. So after some persuasion, i gave in and went along to Time's Square. Train and monorail rides, lovely company, great food, and GIDDYFYING rides is basically how i wud sum it up =)



Ill get all the pics and videos ASAP. As for now, just bear with words and this one pic courtesy of Karyn. haha. I know my days are not as interesting as most so hold on.

A joke for you all (courtesy of Chong):

Q.What the difference between a porcupine and a bus full of liverpool fans?

A. For the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside =)

Puasa Countdown: 10/30

Thursday, September 20, 2007

A Parting of Ways

This is YANG'S post, not mine. He was bored and wanted to have a go at blogging. Here's what he came up with:

I guess all you lads have heard it.

Jose Mourinho has left. The Premiership is now officially boring.

I suppose it had to end sooner or later, what with the rich Russians and busybody Israelis, but it'll be hard to get used to post match comments that are NOT inflammatory.

All good things come to an end. It's like, a law of nature. Even that prick Newton couldn't predict THIS. I mean, think about it,
1. Pitt and Aniston - HISTORY
2. Clinton and Lewinsky - HISTORY
3. Borat and Fat Dude who does hand party over Pam - HISTORY

Good things are like Thai airplanes : flying high at the beginning, gets turbulent after a while , and goes up in flames in the end. Abit like Lost actually.


Even in movies like Gladiator, Braveheart, South Park the Movies, good things come to an end.

William Wallace( Mel Gibson) dies, Maximus(Russel Crowe) is killed by Poofter(Joaquin Phoenix) ( God how i hate this f**ker, how he got to play Johnny Cash, i'll never know), and Satan and Saddam are broken up over a conflict involving Canada.

Sad. I always did fancy Satan to live happily ever after.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

6/30

Its been 6 days of fasting now. As the countdown to the end of the holy month continues, my glorified days are filled with blurred memories and a weakened will to complete ANY of my assignments. Which isn't good.

I was doing some thinking earlier today(yes i do think once in a while), and i came to a conclusion that marriages do not last nowadays. Yes ladies and gents, it took me this long. Well what hit me first was an old couple, say in their late 60s walking around the park hand in hand, a truly romantic sight. As i change direction, i see a mother, presumably whose husband is out having an after-work drink with his 'kakis', push her daughter on a swing and keeping a watchful eye on her younger son peddling on his little black and blue tricycle enthusiastically. Then, it was a eureka moment. It hit me like how a young child first discovers candy

And my car wiper doesn't work. This is ridiculous. My car which is an old beat up volvo who's 2/3 or 66% my age, was built with the promise of unparalleled safety. Now the freaking wiper doesn't work. And my dad's, a late 2005 Volvo model, which should be bloody more reliable, has its signals in disarray. Therefore, Volvo's aren't so safe after all!

OHH TRY OUT MY NEW POLL. ITS REALLY NONSENSICAL BUT OH WELLS. haha

Monday, September 17, 2007

Adman Hitmon

I was watching the Discovery Channel the other day, a documentary debating on whether Hitler actually did commit suicide or was he kidnapped by the Russians. It got me thinking, what if Malaysia had our very own Hitler. What would he look like?Who could he possibly hate?

Well i painted a pictrue of Malaysia's Hitler and this is what i came up with. hehe. A man of relative short stature, say 5 feet 6 with a belly not caused by beer, but by kuih muih from those road side stalls. He'd probably have a full blown beard and moustache instead of a two finger crap stain above his upper lip.

This Hitler would probably have a Satria Neo as his official car and instead of killing jews, it might just well be Mongolians ;). And to exterminate them, he'll send them to kampungs instead of concentration camps. His name, ADMAN HITMON (LAME!) =)


;)

Anyways I've passed the two week mark guys!For those of you who said i couldn't, well ive proven you guys wrong!muahaha

FASTING IS WOWOWEEWOW! 25 days to go!ahhh


A VERY LONG TIME AGO (14 years old!)

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Lovely

Blogging is the act of writing in one's blog. To blog something is to write about something in one's blog. This usually involves linking to something the author finds interesting on the internet.

To be honest, i really don't have much to blog. Nothing has happened over the past couple of days besides me fasting. Well proudly, i've fasted 3 full days though it really hasn't been easy. It's actually pretty hellish to think you wudn't be having lunch for one month, amongst other things. And as a result, i've slept roughly 14 hours each day coz there is nothing to do.

My holidays have begun. One week of supposed bliss. Though im pretty sure in the back of my mind, i'd be thinking of my work! Ohh and im off to Genting for one night with some college mates. woo hoo

Tonight has been great for my favorite sports teams:

EVERTON 0-1 MAN UTD

NEW ZEALAND 108- 13 PORTUGAL

Ferrari on pole and second on the grid

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! =)

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Shakeeeeey

heluuu. Its a personal mystery, why i always have to start each post with a different greeting. haha

4 earthquakes hit Indonesia in the past 24 hours, on the first day of Ramadhan. Isn't it abit ironic that the most populous Muslim nation in the world got hit so badly on the first day of the holiest month in the Muslim calender? I can almost bet Nostradamus had predicted this in one of his quartrains.

So today started of really cool, got to class on the 6th floor early and all happy go lucky. About 5 minutes later Isac asks 'do you feel something?'. At first i didnt, but then i realised, 'HOLY SHIT, ITS THE TREMORS FROM SUMATRA!' Now, we are taught from young that in any case of an emergency, never use the lift, BUT, all 10/11 of us crammed into the wobbly lift.Smart.


This was me today

As for the rest of the day, well it was torture. First day of fasting, had a HUGE 'before-fasting' meal, but being typical Faisal, i was hungry within an hour or so. My exam was not soo good, and uhmm, yea had a four hour nap in the afternoon to combat the extreme fatigue hunger and thirst.And of course, i played football =)


CNY '06 (memories =))

"Are you getting social claustrophobia? Lately, you might be feeling like you keep seeing the same people in the same place -- and you need to mix it up a bit! Dig out your phone book and relocated some friends you've let fizzle away"

Thats soo cool!its not only true, but my nickname is on the description.muahaha.Im just bored =)

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

spazzmuffin

gueten tag people!gosh its awesome to have sometime to blog tonight. Alot has NOT happened lately, well not for me at least. Except for this freaky happening this morning, early early this morning.Beyond scary.
Well let me list down my day's events. As i said before, a freaky happening. Had a test/exam in college, which went pretty damn well. Watchout Isac, your 3rd position overall is threatened!I'm coming back.hahah.College seems to be getting a little bit more interesting, somehow.And with the goddamn assignment dates getting nearer and nearer, the urgency is beyond visible. Anyways, headed for a drink with some mates afetr college and proceeded to my SHRINE, the football field. It's a place where i really let loose, and those in my way, well it might just be their unlucky day.
Got home and continued my studies for moi exams tomorrow. And it is the START of the FASTING MONTH tomorrow!Yes i do fast.haha.Surprising eh?1 whole month with no lunches. Just imagine that =(.


My heroes, in action?


This is a very old and gay pic (in the mood for random)

Monday, September 10, 2007

Emo Post

This is my first emo post. Haha. I never thought this would happen but yea.Well it isn't exactly an emo post but i'm just not feeling up to the mark.So sorry guys, no pics and lame jokes tonight.

Well my day goes a little something like this;woke up with a horrid headache, got started with my Market Research homework due tomorrow. Did some banking with dearest mother =) then headed to the gym.Played some footie afterwards with dinner and doing more homework following suit.

Now, i have 4 assignments due in October; 5th,12th 18th and 26th to be exact. First of my worries.Secondly,the old folks are pressuring me, though not in anything serious but it just gets to you somehow doesn't it?I've got an exam on Thurs which i have barely studied for and the puasa month is coming. And to cap it all off, some niggly personal problems and my best friends are all leaving to other countries. Why oh why

Sorry guys, it just hasnt been a great day.But ill have some funny pics and jokes up tomorrow night rest assured =)

Sunday, September 9, 2007

=)

heylo my friends.Didnt get the chance to blog last night so here goes a nice interesting post. Gosh has the weekend gone by so quick.Though it was pleasant and relaxing

The weekend started of really nicely, for an undisclosed reason(notice the big word) =) and my uncles were over from Singapore for a weekend retreat, which i believe is more of a food fest than anything. The amount of food i consumed in these two days, goshness. I could've fed Africa!Pretty much a typical weekend, lazed around all through saturday and played cards at night with some friends.

ALL BLACKS 76- 14 ITALY



Sunday, more like today,i actually did some work, only to find out later that some was only due in two weeks time.Ohh and Genting trip with college mates has been confirmed!woo hoo.I've been super stressed with college work though somehow i'm not doing anything about it.Need a kick up the arse.Besides doing work, i had a jog around the park with Chong who lasted 4 rounds!NOOB.


Me poker face, would you buy it? hahah


I was being a spazzz

Ever wonder why the world is facing such a global crisis?I've got the answer for you.

When the head of the World's leading nation

1. Thinks he is in an OPEC summit instead of APEC
2. Believes he's in Austria not Australia for the summit
3.Forgets that he has sent congratulatory notes to other heads of state

Who am i talking about? ;)

Hint: The person who said "I'm the president of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli"?

Thats a little trivia for you guys

Friday, September 7, 2007

Hola Seniorita

YO YO.haha.I don't even know what to blog about today.My day was the same as it is every other day, except for winning some dough in poker.Watched a stand up comedy at putrajaya.haha

Chui Nee tagged me so i gladly oblige seeing that i'm done with my OH SO BUSY schedule =):

Where is your cell phone?
table

Relationship?
N/a

Your hair?
frizzly

Work?
shite

Your sister?
Sleeping

Your favorite thing?
football

Your dream last night?
chimps

Your favorite drink?
wintermelon

Your dream car?
Mustang

The room you’re in?
Hall

Your shoes?
sneakers

Your fears?
exams

What do you want to be in 10 years?
Vice-President

Who did you hang out with this weekend?
parents

What are you not good at?
blogging =)

One of your wish list items?
Ferrari

Where did you grow up?
USJ3

Last thing you did?
blog

Your pet?
Yang

Your computer?
laptop

Your life?
havoc

Your mood?
happy

What are you thinking about right now?
food

Your car?
VOLVO

Your kitchen?
food

Your summer?
amah

Your favorite color?
blue

Last time you laughed?
1hr

Last time you cried?
secret

School?
GIS

What are you wearing?
Boxers

What aren’t you wearing?
contacts

Love?
=)

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Sigh-ness

Good afternoon (its 11pm at night).Hope everyone is doing fine,great maybe fantastic? =)

I can't even decide whether today is a good day or not.On the downside, my best bud Brian left
andPavarotti passed away and even though it doesn't directly affect me, its just sad to know. HOWEVER, its the eve of the RUGBY WORLD CUP!Come on ALL BLACKS!

As for my day, my goddam International Currency & Banking Markets exam was a real brain damaging experience.To even pass the paper would be real awesome.My days are soo routine come to think about it, went to the gym, came home and had an over-extended sleep session, played footie right after.Ive been doing work ever since, and finally talkin to the 'ALMIGHTY KIMBERLY LIM' *smacks own head with a hammer* =)

hey digital says:
mention me
hey digital says:
cos im sexy.

What nonsense!haha sorry Kim


Me,Gordo and Chong singing Amazing Grapes(outloud) in the middle of the pasar malam


College mate took this!Candid!!!

To those of you who need a good laugh, this is for you =):

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".








Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Hey there delightful

hey there peoples!Hows it going?

Where do I start?Well to start off, my day was really weird, I feel happy yet scared yet worried yet excited.Had no classes today though, so instead i stayed home and studied for my INTERNATIONAL CURRENCY & BANKING MANAGEMENT exam tomorrow.Even the name needs some memorising.Besides that, i banked in my cheque (finally) and played footie, where some jackass really got me ticked off.Boy oh boy was he lucky we finished the game or i would've killed him =).So wish me luck!





To my best bud Brian, thanks for all the memories man.From football to movies to hanging to locking me up in monkey cages.Gonna miss ya mate!Have a great time taking a Bath =),sorry i meant Bath,England

SHOCKING: Okay guys, i'm sure most of you have seen some muscular men before.But i highly doubt anyone of you guys have seen this guy.His name is Greg Valentino, and his arms are so big its bigger than my waist.Its so sick it makes me wanna stop exercising


haha.Something for you all to think about :P

Monday, September 3, 2007

My 4th September

Hello everyone!
I have finally gotten my blog up and running.So i feel it is probably the right time to publicly 'advertise' my blog.I do hope it has some level of appeal which would make it remotely interesting for all of you, my friends =).
As for my day so far, i guess the week has just begun.Derivatives class in the morning which was a real bore.The whole two hours i probably only concentrated for abt 8 minutes.And i had sufficient sleep last night, bear in mind.After class,had a nice gym session though they were moving stuff around, so my routine was broken slightly.Nonetheless satisfying. Dinner tonight with my ex classmates should be great and hopefully I'll get some pics to post up.Brian's leaving!!!Blardi hell

I was reading the newspapers and came across this interesting article where the Malaysian courts anulled a marriage due to the fact that the 'GUY' in the marriage had no male genitals.Thats seriuosly funny.I urge you guys to go check it out, The Star page 24.



Man or Woman? You decide ;)


Catchy Lame Sports Jokes by yours truly =):

1.What do you get when you cross a footie team with a bunch of jokers?
Mad Jester United!!! (I just found this catchy)

2.Why did a blonde soccer player bring string to a game?
She wanted to tie the score

3. One day blonde was walking down a street when the golf pro asked, 'Hey do you wanna play?'The blonde replied,' no,i don't even know how to hold the caddy' ( heheh)







Sunday, September 2, 2007

Productivity in Unproductivity



ASTON VILLA 2- CHELSEA 0 = absolutely fantastic.Kudos to villa.Played so very well and Chelski finally drop points.Up goes Man Utd!




Well our long Merdeka weekend has gone by,though it still continues for me. The usual Mondays off.Managed to get most of my tutorials done for the week though.Plus some classes have been cancelled which makes this feel lyk a real holiday.And i've been cracking my brains trying to get this blog up and running.Blogging aint as easy as i first thought it would be!


DID YOU KNOW: - Those cute polar bears and PENGUINS are suffering badly from sea - ice loss due to rapid global warming


A Useful Quote =): 'Don't give up at half-time.Concentrate on winning the second-half'


Sombrero El Loco




Saturday, September 1, 2007

first ever post

whoa.i actually have a blog.amazing grace.
well these are my reasons why:
1.to help counter my severe boredom whenever im online
2.seems like a pretty interesting thing to do
3.i feel as if my life is interesting enough to share with the world
4.to improve my english?

funnily, my first post and its the most uninteresting saturday in a long long time.
got up thanks to a wonderful phone call from gordo,went online,and discovered texas hold em on msngames.haha.spent a great deal of time playin till dinner came, which was lovely with my family =).and here i am now blogging for the first time!exciting times for faisal hassan.