Wednesday, October 10, 2007

1st S'porean in Space

Mr Sheikh Muszaphar, first Malaysian in space. History has been made. A representative from a non super power nation has experienced WEIGHTLESSNESS!!! This is truly momentous, it really is. Now the stranglehold of the American and Russian space monkeys has been broken. Too bad he can't plant a flag on the Space Station. Though, i'm sure he could leave his mark in the toilet ;).

And how about his last few days of puasa? I swear, JAIS are a real bunch of hypocrites. Here they are catching those who arent fasting in shopping centres and so on. Soon enough, one of their 'HEROES' will be up in space having a meal on live television, with the whole nation clapping. 'MALAYSIA'S FIRST MEAL IN SPACE'

It's a wonder why Singapore doesn't have an astronaut though i can actually see why thats the case. I mean, who would firstly want an islander with such mentality in space? It would be a golbal catastrophe. Imagine if Lee Kuan Yew went to space, he'd probably try to buy land off the Moon. And he'd probably need his fix of kuey teow and pork noodles everyday, and with the in built 'kiasu' mentality, think that the normal tubed space food has been sabotaged by the Americans.

Thats why i think i should be Singapore's first astronaut. Not only was i raised OUTSIDE the country (thank god), i do not have any 'kiasu' patriotism and spirit to die for that god forsaken island piss drop of a nation.

What do you all think? Vote on my new poll =)

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